Sunday, August 27, 2017

#pResidentPopOff Pops Off: Or How He Learned To Love Harvey

So #AgentOrange spent yesterday sucking his own cock via Twitter.   Here are a couple of examples of him fellating himself in public.

Wonderful coordination between Federal, State and Local Governments in the Great State of Texas - TEAMWORK! Record setting rainfall.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 26, 2017

Wow - Now experts are calling #Harvey a once in 500 year flood! We have an all out effort going, and going well!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 27, 2017

Then #DonaldDouche goes on to talk about going to visit Missouri, "a wonderful state...that I won by a lot".  In this same tweet, he politicized his pending visit by predicting a #ReichWingDoucheBag win in the Senate race next year.

However, putting a damper on the #ToxicToad's licking his own balls like a dog, was FEMA director Brock Long.  #Dolt45 had described FEMA and state disability disaster relief efforts as "well under way", but Long put the lie to that statement.  While on CNN with Jake Tapper this morning (8/27/17), Long said relief efforts were just getting underway and that FEMA would be in Texas for years.  That's gotta blow, no pun intended, when you get your knees chopped out from underneath you when you're trying to fold yourself in half to suck your own dick for what a good job you're (not) doing.


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