Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Alt-Right? Meet ALT-HUG!

If the Nazis get to call themselves ALT-RIGHT, then hitting one on the face is no longer assault. It's now an ALT-HUG. How about it? Sounds fair to me. Goes along with Kellyanne Conway's (R-I Sold My Soul) "Alt-facts".

Monday, January 30, 2017

Darryl Issa (R-Inspector Clouseau), Unmitigated...

#Fuckstick. This "happens to people of this color"?!?!

No, it doesn't, #InspectorClouseau. It shouldn't happen to anyone, much less Iraqi War heroes. Fck you. Fck you and the #OrangeFoolius you rode in on.

Bush Official Says #tRump Era Likely To End In Calamity...

A bleak assessment of the situation that Our Dear Leader, the #NuclearCheeto, #ElCaudilloDelMar-A-Lago, Donald J. #tRump (R-Ferret-Wearing-Shitgibbon) has put us in, from a former Bush administration official.

Even he admits that the #GenitaliaObsessedParty own the #NuclearCheeto. They own him, big time. I just hope that when #OrangeFoolius goes down, he takes a bunch of them down with him. Like #MitchTheBitch (R-Yertle the Turtle), #LyinPaulRyan (R-Eddie Munster and #MikePence-il-Head (R-Religious Handjob). They all have to go. They are all the same as #BenedictArnold, the #FerretWearingShitgibbon.

#BenedictArnold HAS created a Constitutional Crisis.

It's full-blown, folks. The #tRump administration is in willful contempt of Federal court orders. #OrangeFoolius's people deny that the court orders undercut his executive order and the Customs and Border Patrol (CBP) officials at the major airports are refusing to abide by court orders.

It's time to arrest the #BenedictArnold, Our Dear Leader, the #NuclearCheeto, #ElCaudilloDelMar-A-Lago, Donald J. #tRump (R-Ferret-Wearing-Shitgibbon). Time for you two ass clowns to do your jobs, #MitchTheBitch (R-Yertle the) and #LyinPaulRyan (R-Eddie Munster). You and your party of #ReichWingDouchebags and #ReichWingFlyingMonkeys made him, you own him. Now get rid of him and his criminal, racist sidekick, Steve Bannon.

#BenedictArnold is Creating Constitutional Crises...

#BenedictArnold is going to have us in a civil war in no time, if something isn't done to stop him. Our whole system is based on mutual respect between the three branches of government. #OrangeFoolius has apparently upended that. If the courts' lawful orders aren't obeyed, then who is going to stop the #FerretWearingShitgibbon and his #FascistPigs with the next overreach?

#MitchTheBitch "Mumbles" McConnell (R-Yertle the Turtle) and #LyinPaulRyan (R-Eddie Munster) don't seem inclined to even condemn his actions. In fact they act more like panty-wetting bootlickers, than "leaders". These are the only two clowns in Congress who have the power to act right now. But they are more interested in their own positions (and money).

So again, who will stand up to #OrangeFoolius? Will Federal Marshalls go arrest him if necessary? Will the Secret Service allow that to happen? What will the military do?

We are in uncharted territory with #OrangeFoolius, folks. Uncharted territory. And it's really fkn scary...


Sunday, January 29, 2017

Kellyanne, you ignorant... *

Kellyanne Conway (R-I Sold My Soul), why do you seem to think that you getting stopped at the airport "many times even though [you] don't resemble the terrorists" is in any way correlates to what your boss the #FerretWearingShitgibbon is doing? You were just merely inconvenienced by having to remove your expensive high heels and belt. #OrangeFoolius is totally violating people's civil rights and pushing on The Constitution.  Don't hand me something about it being for our protection. Your shitting in my hand and telling me it's ice cream. Fck you. Fck you and the #OrangeFoolius you rode in on.

*Old SNL reference.

Traitorous Bastards!

Now THIS is the very definition of the a fkn traitor. The people that put #OrangeFoolius in power, have put an avowed LENINIST, and notable fkn racist, Steve Bannon, in behind him. This is a man who has confessed that he wants nothing more than to destroy our ENTIRE system.

Then, on top of that, Our Dear Leader, the #NuclearCheeto, #ElCaudilloDelMar-A-Lago, Donald J. #tRump (R-Ferret-Wearing-Shitgibbon) has confessed to wanting to destroy the economy, break that all down around us.  Because? MAGA. Somehow, destroying the economy will magically MAGA. 

I believe that that #DerMonkeyFurher, #IncuriousGeorge (R-BFEE) destroyed the economy, too. Wiped out 10 million jobs. It took President Obama, a Democrat, to fix it.  And for most of those eight years of trying to fix it, fighting the #ReichWingDouchebags and #RepubliKlanners every step of the way.

Good. Fkn. Job. America. You've (s)elected traitors into power.

/SMMFH 🤦‍♂️

More Irony...

So, in a week where Kellyanne Conway (R-I Sold My Soul), Sean Spicer (R-I Lie Professionally), Jared Kushner (R-#tRump-in-Law) and other #tRump Administration officials were caught using, not JUST a private email server, but the FKN, gods-be-damned RNC's email server for their email, we get another bombshell email revelation:  House Oversight Committee Chairman, Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-Courage The Cowardly Dog), the bastard who swore he'd investigate Hillary some more for her private server, even after #tRump won, has been hypocritically using a private email server himself.

So, in being a jacked-up hypocrite, Mr. Cowardly Dog may have also broken Federal statutes regarding the handling of confidential data.  The same damned shit he accused Hillary Clinton of doing (but for which no evidence was ever found). Now, here's the rub of the whole situation:  Has #MitchTheBitch "Mumbles" McConnel (R-Yertle The Turtle), #LyinPaulRyan (R-Eddie Munster) or Our Dear Leader, the #NuclearCheeto, #ElCaudilloDelMar-A-Lago, Donald J. #tRump (R-Ferret-Wearing-Shitgibbon) condemned either of these situations? FCK no.  All three bastards have sat on their collective FAT ASSES and done JACK and SHIT.

Not one word has been said, not one finger lifted.  But then, given the fact that not only is this already shaping up to be the most hypocritical administration in US history, but also the most corrupt.  And setting a record for getting to the corrupt part.  #OrangeFoolius certainly can't be bothered with something like...(gasp)...ETHICS!  "I mean, ethics are for the rabble".

The Stage

I realize that this music may not be everyone's choice.  Be that as it may, Heavy Metal is my preferred genre. I can jam out, get rid of anger and aggression or even relax to it...there's that much variety in metal.  Even better, bands in metal cover a wide variety of subject matter in their lyrics:  Everything from science fiction/fantasy to current events.   You can go on a mental vacation or feel in tune to the world. 

You would be surprised at how educated metal musicians are, and how talented.  There are a several guys with PhDs, including one PhD with a commercial pilot's license, cover English literature as subject matter, etc.  It's amazing, honestly. 

That brings me to the subject at hand.  Avenged Sevenfold and their new album: The Stage.  These guys took their new album to a new level:  It's inspired, at least in part, by Carl Sagan. The band use the album as an attempt to help educate their fans about the universe, its origin and humanity.  The last song on the album, a 15-plus minute epic entitled Exist features the voice of one of my science heroes, Dr. Neil deGrasse-Tyson. It almost brings a tear to your eye, listening to Dr. Tyson, and, to paraphrase vocalist M. Shadows, a heavy metal replication of the Big Bang.

I link the story below.  And, in case you're interested in giving it a listen, I've linked to the official YouTube channel for the song

Avenged Sevenfold and Dr. Neil deGrasse-Tyson Cooperate on New Album

Thursday, January 26, 2017

Holy Crap! Tillerson Killing State Department Already.

All the senior members of the State Department management team resigned, en masse. Just. Walked. Out.

One of them, Patrick Kennedy, had been in his position since the G. W. Bush Administration. These are all career diplomats, mind you. Kennedy had been trying to keep his job, until today. Tillerson (R-Exxon-Mobil) had to have done something to piss these people off like that. I'm hoping for a news message from Kennedy...and one that embarrasses the hell out of #OrangeFoolius and company.

WTF are these incompetent asshats doing over there? First the disaster of a speech at the CIA, now this. Holy shit!

Top Diplomatic Management Staff Resign On The Spot

Here's Your Voter Fraud...

And it's right in the White House with #ReichWingDouchebag Steve Bannon:  He's registered to vote in not one, but TWO states.  I'm guessing that there won't be any criminal charges, though:  He's not brown.

#ReichWingDouchebag Steve Bannon Registered to Vote in Two States

You Know You're In Trouble When Faux Nuz Calls You A Liar...

Well, that certainly didn't take long.  The honeymoon is over and it only took five (5) days.  Our Great Leader, the #NuclearCheeto, #ElCaudilloDelMar-A-Lago, Donald J. #tRump (R-Ferret-Wearing-Shitgibbon) has been called out as a liar by no less than #FauxNuzPropagandaNetwork.  Shepard Smith called the #VulgarTalkingYam out for lying about illegal voters costing him the popular vote.  Seriously, will wonders never cease?  I'm honestly surprised that it happened so soon.  I expected it, but not for a while.

If #OrangeFoolius has lost his cheerleading squad this early, what's he going to do?  Tweet up a shit storm and whine some more about dishonest media?  He can't bitch about #FauxNuz, because they were behind his rise (except for Megan Kelly).  He simply can't afford to antagonize #FauxNuz directly.  It's one thing when traditional media call him a liar, because the MSM have been so maligned for years that to call them biased or say that the MSM are lying, this followers will just dittohead along.  But he simply cannot do that with #FauxNuz.  That's the only place his base goes to get their "news".  So again, what's he going to do?  He's got to sit there and take it...right up the a$$. lol

I love it!  LOVE it.  Oh, the delicious irony!

#FauxNuz Calls out #tRump for Lying

Monday, January 23, 2017

#Dumbya Ethics Lawyer Says: #tRump Will Comply or "...Be Impeached"

You just fckn KNOW you've stepped in it when the ethics lawyer for #DerMonkeyFurher, (Incurious) George W. Bush (R-BFEE) says that you're in deep shit.  Seriously, I LOL.  How much of a fck-up are you when you get lectured on ethics and threatened with impeachment by a former BUSH lawyer? ROFL

You can get away with being unethical, to an extent, in the private world.  But as the, "Leader of the Free World", that's not gonna fly; and the Founders set out specific clauses in The Constitution to deal with certain instances.  In #OrangeFoolius' case, it's the Emoluments clause; which deals with accepting payments from foreign governments.  The #VulgarTalkingYam's various companies do business with many governments around the world, so he was in violation, DAY 1.

He was also in violation of his lease of the Old Post Office Building (Trump Hotel, Washington DC), which states that the lease holder cannot be an elected official of the US, as of 1/20/17.  The lease could (and should) be revoked, if he doesn't sell the hotel in a reasonable time period (which his ego won't let him do).

The REAL shame of all this shit is that Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-I Only Investigate Democrats*)  has said that he has absolutely no plans to investigate ANYTHING that Our Dear Leader, the #NuclearCheeto, #ElCaudilloDelMar-A-Lago, Donald J. #tRump (R-Ferret-Wearing-Shitgibbon) does or has done wrong.  But he was ready to investigate Hillary from second one, the fckn hypocrite.  Trust me when I say that Chaffetz makes former congressional investigator, Rep. Darryl Issa (R-Inspector Clouseau) look like Deputy Dawg (ie, competent).  No telling when Congress will regain its collective sanity and start doing proper oversight, rather than conducting political witch hunts like they have since the 1990s.  If a President, I don't care what party they are from, has done something wrong, INVESTIGATE it. Party loyalty over country is beyond absurd.

*Henceforth to be known as Courage The Cowardly Dog.

Painter Says: Sell Your Shit or Be Impeached

Satan's Son, Prince Reibus Claims #RepubliKlanners Never Questioned Obama's Legitimacy..

 (Note:  This is a repost from my private collection, from 1/17/16.)

Wait! What? Repeat that, #PrinceReibus (R-Satan's Son)? You unmitigated fucksticks didn't question his legitimacy? For EIGHT fkn years, your #Klanbaggers demanded to "see the birth certificate" and calling him a secret Muslim/Kenyan. Shit, even that overweight glob of grease, former House Speaker Newt(ron) "Bomb" Gingrich (R-I Cheat On Sick Wives) said on TV that Obama had a Kenyan Colonialist mindset (and HOW the FCK would he know what Obama was thinking and thinking like? When did this slug become a mind reader?). And all of those "Birther" asshats were led by none other than Our Dear Leader, The #GiantOompaLoompa, The #NuclearCheeto, The #VulgarTalkingYam, #GoldenShowers, himself, Donald J. #tRump (R-Ferret-Wearing-Shitgibbon)...and you can sit there with a straight face telling that lie? Oh, let's not forget the notorious Joe "You Lie!" Wilson (R-I Have No Fucking Manners), who screams like a spoiled toddler in the middle of the State of The Union address.

I could go ON and ON with plenty of documented statements by elected #Klanbaggers and #ReichWingDouchbags that attempted to delegitimize President Obama. Not one word from YOU, #PrinceReibus, nor from #MitchTheBitch "Mumbles" McConnell (R-Yertle The Turtle), nor #LyinPaulRyan (R-Eddie Munster) to EVER condemn that shit. No, not once. You sat there grinning on the sidelines, tacitly endorsing this shit, while the #Klanbaggers screamed "Take our country back". We all know that meant, "Take it back from the NITWH*".

So, to borrow a couple of movie quotes, #PrinceReibus:
"Don't tell me you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry." - Michael Corleone (The Godfather)
"Reap the whirlwind!" - Billy The Kid (Young Guns)

In other words, #PrinceReibus, "Go fornicate with thine ownself, injest excrement and expire" because "Thou dost protest too much".

*N&^%$#R In The White House

#EvilGOPBastards, #ReichWingDouchebags #Klanbaggers #GOPFail

Prince Reibus Claims #RepubliKlanners Never Questioned Obama's Legitimacy...