Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Why Should You Vote For Her? Because She's W...

In Charlotte, NC, there are three candidates running for mayor.  One, Kimberly Paige Barnette, took to FecesBook FaceBook to tell people why they should vote for her. I have to be honest, I've NEVER seen anyone give a list like this. I don't know if it's just desperation from running a distant third place or sheer stupidity or a combination of the two.

Now, before I go any farther, Charlotte is a fairly progressive place for being in the South. It has several universities, is the home of Wachovia, the Carolina Panthers, Charlotte Hornets, etc, and has a fairly diverse population. The city has had Republican mayors in the past, like Pat McCrory, but he was completely reasonable and moderate in Charlotte. You can't survive there as a hard core, #ReichWingFlyingMonkey.

So, back to the FecesBook post. She gave four reasons for people to vote for her. It said (it's since been deleted, although screen shots exist), and I quote: Vote for me! Kimberly Paige Barnette Mayor of Charlotte 2017 REPUBLICAN & SMART, WHITE, TRADITIONAL Seriously? Seriously?!?! You couldn't have left it at just "Republican & Smart, Traditional" or "Republican & Traditional" or "Smart & Traditional Republican"? But NOOO! You had to go say VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE I'M WHITE!!!! I'd normally say that just being #RepubliCon, by definition, rules out being smart. This case, it proves the point beyond all shadow of a doubt. Only a complete, total and utter dumbfuck of a #ReichWingDouchbag could make a statement so blatantly racist in a city that has had several popular black mayors. I mean, that's weapons grade, cave dwelling, knuckle dragger-level stupid.

Sunday, August 27, 2017

#pResidentPopOff Pops Off: Or How He Learned To Love Harvey

So #AgentOrange spent yesterday sucking his own cock via Twitter.   Here are a couple of examples of him fellating himself in public.

Wonderful coordination between Federal, State and Local Governments in the Great State of Texas - TEAMWORK! Record setting rainfall.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 26, 2017

Wow - Now experts are calling #Harvey a once in 500 year flood! We have an all out effort going, and going well!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 27, 2017

Then #DonaldDouche goes on to talk about going to visit Missouri, "a wonderful state...that I won by a lot".  In this same tweet, he politicized his pending visit by predicting a #ReichWingDoucheBag win in the Senate race next year.

However, putting a damper on the #ToxicToad's licking his own balls like a dog, was FEMA director Brock Long.  #Dolt45 had described FEMA and state disability disaster relief efforts as "well under way", but Long put the lie to that statement.  While on CNN with Jake Tapper this morning (8/27/17), Long said relief efforts were just getting underway and that FEMA would be in Texas for years.  That's gotta blow, no pun intended, when you get your knees chopped out from underneath you when you're trying to fold yourself in half to suck your own dick for what a good job you're (not) doing.

Saturday, August 26, 2017

Pat Robertson & The Devil: Or You're Gonna Cost Me Money, Bitch!

Pat "I see the Devil" Robertson (R-It's Your Money Or Your Damnation) is a charlatan.  But of course, we already knew that.  For those that didn't, one of his former producers has spilled the beans on this greedy asshole by writing a book about his time there.  He details one episode where Mr. Send Me Money tells him that if he puts a particular segment on the air, it would cost Robertson millions. Gee, what a great Christian, eh?  Fucking #DoucheNozzle. Most of the revenue from the "700 Club" goes to pay his salary, is what I understand.  Very little does any actual charity work.  But, what do you expect from a #ReligioNut, #ReichWingFlyingMonkey who backs #HerrGropenFuhrer, #pResidentPopOff?

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Steve King, Racist Piece of Shit

I haven't posted anything about Iowa Asshole, #RepubliCon, #ReichWingDouchebag Steve King (R-Canteloupe Calves) in a while.  But this #NaziPig was in rare form today, managing to make a Twitter post about the eclipse into a racist meme and a complete lie, all at the same time.

First, the douche manages to say that, as he's flying over Africa, he could see the eclipse.  This is a physical impossibility, as the eclipse wasn't even visible over Africa.  Then, Mr. #ReichWingFlyingMonkey went all racist (when does he not?) and put up a picture of the eclipse with a picture of Harambe the gorilla imposed into the image.  

To the Dishonorable Steve King, you are a despicable, worthless piece of shit and a waste of space.  You're not even a human being.  You're something much less...

So here's a hearty #FuckOff and #FuckYou "Mister" King.  Go fuck yourself, eat shit and die. And no, this is not a threat in any form or fashion.  

Saturday, August 19, 2017

#Nazi Coward Needs Militia Guns To Feel Safe In Public

A #Tex-Ass #NaziDouchebag showed up at the San Antonio city council meeting to protest the movement of a Confederate memorial from a city park to another location in town.  This #NaziPig was obviously compensating for his "shortcomings" (pun & double entendre intended) by showing up in fatigues and carrying a gun, but that's not all.  El-Douchebo here, showed up with armed militia members in tow.  He claimed they were for his protection, blaming the city council for the alleged death threats that HE claims to have received after announcing he was going to show up to protest.  Riiiiight.  And I regularly shit monkeys and gold bricks.  πŸ˜‚  This was just more compensating for "shortcomings" and an attempt to intimidate people.  Like all other bullies, gotta hide behind others and is just a big coward at heart.

Friday, August 18, 2017

(Nazi Can't Get - or Give - No) Satisfaction Pt 3

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The Good News Keeps A'Comin'

We all know that #pResidentPopOff, #OurDearLeader, the #NuclearCheeto, #ElCaudilloDelMar-A-Lago, Donald J. #tRump (R-Ferret Wearing Shit Gibbon) is in a deep pile of πŸ’©. This is a result of both the Mueller investigations (all angles), New York AG investigation, now public opinion is really going South on him (pun intended) as a result of his bigly botched response to #Charlottesville.  So here's the even better news:  Mueller is indeed going after Vice pResident #MikePence-il-Head (R-Religious Handjob).  πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

Mueller is taking the angle of attack that the #VacuousVeep knew about Flynn being a lobbyist for foreign countries and was getting kickbacks from the campaign which is considered FRAUD and even worse, hired as National Security Director.  The #IdiotFromIndiana knew that Flynn was a criminal, yet still loudly said Flynn was innocent.  IF the #CretinFromColumbus knew about the kickbacks, then he is guilty of FRAUD. 

My guess is that Flynn has rolled over on both #Dolt45 and the #IndianapolisIgnoramus, which is why Mueller is now going after #Pence-il-Head:  If he didn't have GOOD REASON to suspect the the idiot, he wouldn't be doing it.


Thursday, August 17, 2017

Why Flying Monkeys Don't Like the Facts: Or "Why We Hate the News"

Let me get this straight. You hate the news media because the media "try to answer your questions for you"? 😢 😲Let me give you a clue here, Sherlock:  THAT'S WHAT THE NEWS MEDIA IS FUCKING SUPPOSED TO DO!

It's the job of reporters to go and dig, find the truth and answers to those unanswered questions. Just because you don't like the answers does not mean that it's fake news. It just means that you don't like the answers. It doesn't mean that you're being told what to think. You're free to disagree with what the news media reports. But what that does mean, is that you choose to ignore reality. It means that have this comfort/safety bubble around you're not going to get out of your bubble. You're not going to take your blinders off. 

That's OK. You're free to stay in your bubble. But stay out of OUR way, while those of us who live in the real world, based on facts and truth, try to make the world a better place to live in. We'll continue to make progress to the future, and you can just stay in good little #CaveTrolls. 🀣

#ReichWingDouchebags #ReichWingFlyingMonkeys #KlanBaggers #GOPFail #GOPTreason #GOPStupidity #GOPCriminals #Sheeple 

(Nazi Can't Get No) Satisfaction, Pt 2

So the #NaziDouchebag Internet rag #DailyDouchebag, told all the #NaziPigs at the #UniteThePigs rally in #Charlottesville last Saturday night to "go out and enjoy yourselves", and that if they were at a bar, "random girls will want to have sex with you...Because you're the bad boys. The ultimate enemy of the state.  Every girl on the face of the plant wants your dick now."

OK, so here's my personal take on this. Bwahahahahaha!  ROFLMAFAO!  πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
What a bunch of arrogant...pricks! Bunch of fat slob, beer swilling, aging, weekend warriors; tough talking twenty somethings; frustrated, 4-F'd thirty somethings who couldn't fight "them towel heads" and your average, uneducated #Nazis and Southern #RacistPigs. Lol I'm not sure what's funnier.  The fact that that some #NaziDouchebag took the time to type that up and publish it, or the fact that these nutters actually believe it.

Well, author Dana Schwartz had pretty much the same initial reaction that I did.  Then she really took the #NaziBastards to task.  I won't quote all of it, but here is her summary, and boy is it a doozy:

And so, I take it upon myself to make it very clear that women do not want to fuck the neckbearded neo-Nazi who fancies himself an edgy anti-hero whose only hobby is the internet. We see you, and we are disgusted by you. We are laughing at you.

Well, BOYS (term used very loosely), not only are the women disgusted by and laughing at you, but the population as a whole are too.  To paraphrase Captain James T. Kirk (ST2, The Wrath of Khan), we're laughing at the Master Race.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

(Nazi Can't Get No) Satisfaction

YouTube sensation #CrybabyChrisCantwell (R-Big Tough Man Baby), and wanted felon (he has an arrest warrant issued for involvement in violence in Charlottesville, and cried about it on YouTube), just can't catch a break. #CrybabyCantwell has been trying to find love with another #Nazi by using the services of the dating site OKCupid and apparently, someone didn't like his profile. It was reported and OKCupid banned him...for life. I'm guessing that statements like "I enjoy curbing fags, shooting blocks and gassing Jews in my spare time" didn't impress the ladies...or the site administrators. 藍
Maybe when #CrybabyCantwell gets done with his stint as Leroy's boyfriend (for 3 to 5 years), he can start his own dating site. I have a few suggestions for him:, and ("Because miscegenists don't understand") 藍藍

#EvilGOPBastards #NaziPigs #NaziDouchebags #Nazis #ReichWingDouchebags #ReichWingFlyingMonkeys

Friday, April 7, 2017

#MitchTheBitch, the most #EvilGOPBastard...EVER.

I'm no mental slouch by any stretch of the imagination, but Charles Pierce from "Esquire" magazine makes me look like a neophyte when it comes to history and politics.

With regards to the Merrick Garland/Neil Gorsuch (pronounced GORE-SUCK, regardless of what you hear on TV) situation, Pierce lays a truth smackdown on #MitchTheBitch "Mumbles" McConnell (R-Yertle the Turtle), the likes of which you've probably never read.  He's good enough to read every day...

Anyway, now, thanks to #MitchTheBitch, we have #NeilGoresuck (R-Scalia Junior) being sworn into the SCOTUS for a seat to which he should NEVER have been allowed near. And, in the same process, he's also destroyed the United States Senate and turned it into another version of Congress...just with six year terms. Hey Mitch, #FUCKOFF. Eat shit and die you lowlife, piece of shit.

Saturday, March 4, 2017

#AgentOrange's Psychotic Meltdown...

#AgentOrange goes into a psychotic meltdown over a Breitbitch article? Lololololol #OrangeFoolius went on a #Twitler rant after reading that #Nazi propaganda POS and is accusing President Obama of tapping his phones. The #VulgarTalkingYam has really lost it...

Jason Kander Says It All...

Friday, March 3, 2017


So I took Junior to see Logan.  Holy shit, it's a damned good movie (albeit depressing), a damned worthy ending. Write off the disaster of X-Men: Apocalypse and its fucked up time line. This fixes all and sends Wolverine and Professor X off properly.

Nothing To See Here...

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

If You're Going To Be An Ass...

The screen shots below are of a post I made in someone's thread and a reply to me. My post is completely unedited. This guy decides to be a total ASS because he can't fucking read and assumes, therefore that I'm some kind of #tRumptard. Now, for me, the key giveaways that I'm being sarcastic in my post would be #tRump, #FauxNuzPropagandaNetwork instead of "President Trump" and "Fox News" and then, finally, at the end, the use of "(#Snark)".  But not one of those things clued him in.

So, as my response to him says, the fact that I have to defend an OBVIOUSLY sarcastic post just baffles me. If you're going to be an ass, at least 1) Read my fucking post and understand what I'm saying and or 2) be a #ReichWingDouchebag. Defending myself from another liberal is ridiculous...and I hate to embarrass you. But I will. Obviously.

The Perfect Response To "It's Your Turn To Suffer"

I saw this in a thread on Democratic Underground and had to repost.

When Trump Voters Say We Suffered Under Obama For 8 Years, This Is How You Respond

“We suffered for eight years. Now it’s your turn.”
Scott wrote a brilliant response asking how exactly his friend had suffered under Obama:

“I am surprised you would wish suffering upon me. That of course is your right, I suppose. I do not wish harm on anyone. Your statement seems to continue the ‘US v THEM’ mentality. The election is over. It is important to get past campaigning and campaign rhetoric and get down to what is uniting, not dividing and what is best for ALL Americans.

There will never be a President who does everything to everyone’s liking. There are things President Obama (and President Clinton) did that I do not like and conversely there are things I can point to that the Presidents Bush did that I agree with. So I am not 100% in lock step with the outgoing President but have supported him and the overall job he did.

And, if you recall, during the Presidential Campaign back in 2008 the campaign was halted because of the “historic crisis in our financial system.” Wall Street bailout negotiations intervened in the election process. The very sobering reality was that there likely could be a Depression and the world financial markets could collapse. The United States was losing 800,000 jobs a month and was poised to lose at least 10 million jobs the first year once the new President took office. We were in an economic freefall. So let us recall that ALL of America was suffering terribly at the beginning of Obama’s Presidency.

But I wanted to look back over the last 8 years and ask you a few questions. Since much of the rhetoric before Obama was elected was that he would impose Sharia Law, Take Away Your Guns, Create Death Panels, Destroy the Economy, Impose Socialism and, since you will agree that NONE of this came to pass, I was wondering: Why have you suffered so?

So let me ask: Gays and Lesbians can now marry and enjoy the benefits they had been deprived of. Has this caused your suffering?

When Obama took office, the Dow was 6,626. Now it is 19,875. Has this caused your suffering?

We had 82 straight months of private sector job growth – the longest streak in the history of the United States. Has this caused your suffering?

Especially considering where the economy was when he took over, an amazing 11.3 million new jobs were created under President Obama (far more than President Bush). Has this caused your suffering?

Obama has taken Unemployment from 10% down to 4.7%. Has this caused your suffering?

Homelessness among US Veterans has dropped by half. Has this caused your suffering?

Obama shut down the US secret overseas prisons. Has this caused your suffering?

President Obama has created a policy for the families of fallen soldiers to have their travel paid for to be there when remains are flown home. Has this caused your suffering?

We landed a rover on Mars. Has this caused your suffering?

He passed the Matthew Shepard Hate Crimes Prevention Act. Has this caused your suffering?

Uninsured adults has decreased to below 10%: 90% of adults are insured – an increase of 20 Million Adults. Has this caused your suffering?

People are now covered for pre-existing conditions. Has this caused your suffering?

Insurance Premiums increased an average of $4,677 from 2002-2008, an increase of 58% under Bush. The growth of these insurance premiums has gone up $4,145 – a slower rate of increase. Has this caused your suffering?

Obama added Billions of dollars to mental health care for our Veterans. Has this caused your suffering?

Consumer confidence has gone from 37.7 to 98.1 during Obama’s tenure. Has this caused your suffering?

He passed the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act. Has this caused your suffering?

His bi-annual Nuclear Summit convinced 16 countries to give up and destroy all their loose nuclear material so it could not be stolen. Has this caused your suffering?

He saved the US Auto industry. American cars sold at the beginning of his term were 10.4M and upon his exit 17.5M. Has this caused your suffering?

The deficit as a percentage of the GDP has gone from 9.8% to 3.2%. Has this caused your suffering?

The deficit itself was cut by $800 Billion Dollars. Has this caused your suffering?

Obama preserved the middle class tax cuts. Has this caused your suffering?

Obama banned solitary confinement for juveniles in federal prisons. Has this caused your suffering?

He signed Credit Card reform so that rates could not be raised without you being notified. Has this caused your suffering?

He outlawed Government contractors from discriminating against LGBT persons. Has this caused your suffering?

He doubled Pell Grants. Has this caused your suffering?

Abortion is down. Has this caused your suffering?

Violent crime is down. Has this caused your suffering?

He overturned the scientific ban on stem cell research. Has this caused your suffering?

He protected Net Neutrality. Has this caused your suffering?

Obamacare has extended the life of the Medicare insurance trust fund (will be solvent until 2030). Has this caused your suffering?

President Obama repealed Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. Has this caused your suffering?

He banned torture. Has this caused your suffering?

He negotiated with Syria to give up its chemical weapons and they were destroyed. Has this caused your suffering?

Solar and Wind Power are at an all time high. Has this caused your suffering?

High School Graduation rates hit 83% – an all time high. Has this caused your suffering?

Corporate profits are up by 144%. Has this caused your suffering?

He normalized relations with Cuba. Has this caused your suffering?

Reliance on foreign oil is at a 40 year low. Has this caused your suffering?

US Exports are up 28%. Has this caused your suffering?

He appointed the most diverse cabinet ever. Has this caused your suffering?

He reduced the number of troops in both Iraq and Afghanistan. Has this caused your suffering?

Yes, he killed Osama Bin Laden and retrieved all the documents in his possession for analysis. Perhaps THIS caused your suffering?

From an objective standpoint it would appear that the last eight years have seen some great progress and we were saved from a financial collapse. Things are not perfect. Things can always be better. We are on much better footing now than we were in 2008.

I look forward to understanding what caused you to suffer so much under Obama these last eight years.”

Copy & paste to share. I hope you will.

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

#tRump Rally Echoes Nazis Of The 1930s...

The preacher in this article from Raw Story describes what sounds almost like a Nazi Party rally in the 1930s. This is damned scary shit. #tRump's asshole followers are entitled to their 1st Amendment rights, but so are the rest of us. The rest of us, by the way, being the vast majority of the country. When you look at the numbers, many didn't vote at all, and then #tRump LOST the popular vote among those of us who did vote by about 3 million. So you #tRump fans are the minority in this country. Acting like a bunch of goose-stepping Nazi thugs doesn't impress anyone. It just proves that you ARE in fact, racist, reactionary, fascist thugs. You may as well put on the Nazi gray uniforms. 

What's next, book burning and Krystal Nacht, you Nazi fucks? 

Sunday, February 19, 2017


The Swedish embassy has asked the State Department to give a formal explanation for #OurDearLeader, the #NuclearCheeto, #ElCaudilloDelMar-A-Lago, Donald J. #tRump's (R-Ferret-Wearing-Shitgibbon) remark that seemed to indicate that there was a terrorist attack in Sweden on Friday night. Yet another day that #OrangeFoolius sets another record for being a national embarrassment.

Flat Earthers...

This is just another reason why sports and players should not be held up as role models.  This idiot thinks the Earth is flat...

Scientists should be set up as role models for our kids... /SMMFH

Saturday, February 18, 2017

A Special Kind Of Stupid

You know, it takes a special kind of stupid to quote me something that specifically fucking states that what you're talking about is nothing 1) a paper, not a scientific study and 2) nothing but assertion...and then turn around and tell me that's PROOF of voter fraud.
I'm willing to consider any hypothesis. But bring me proof, not simply assertion and allegations that are only backed up by people who are invested in said allegations. Try to play word games with me and I will chew your ass apart and spit out the pieces.
Fucking moron. 

Greenwald And Kucinich Have Lost Their Minds

No. Greenwald and Kucinich have it wrong. #tRump is a danger not just to our system by undermining trust in the electoral system, but the courts (and threatening not to abide by court decisions, which is a fucking FIRST!); undermining and dissing the news media the way tinpot dictators do/did; taking classified briefings in front of Mar-A-Lago guests; letting Mar-A-Lago members pose for photos with the officer carrying the nuclear "football"; installing #Unqualified cronies in cabinet positions; putting a noted racist, anti-semite on the National Security Council - also #Unqualified for the job; and possibly having treasonous contacts with Russian intelligence officials.  Need I go on?

Saturday, February 11, 2017

Our Most Dangerous Enemy: Stupidity

#OrangeFoolius Hates His Job

Who'd have guessed that the #VulgarTalkingYam would get bored so quickly? (raises hand)

There are too many details for Our Dear Leader, the #NuclearCheeto, #ElCaudilloDelMar-A-Lago, Donald J. #tRump (R-Ferret-Wearing-Shitgibbon) to handle. So he dumps shit off on others to deal with. #AgentOrange would rather be on the golf course, or some place where he can #GrabEmByTheP___y.

Well, tough shit, #Fuckstick. You saddled this bronco, now you get to ride it.


Thursday, February 9, 2017

#LindseyTheLiar Graham (R-Fabulous) Says OK To Shut Up Women...

Little #LindseyTheLiar Graham (R-Fabulous*) said it was "about time" Elizabeth Warren was shut up. The Fairy Princess from South Cackalaki says that it's "about time" make a woman shut up. A tad ironic, dontcha think, Lindsey Boy?

Think that over, folks. Think that over.  I've lived in that state. That attitude is...well,not uncommon.

*Note: I'm not attacking #LindseyTheLiar Graham (R-Fabulous) for being gay. I'm busting his chops with the insults for being a closeted, self-hating, duplicitous, sonofabitch.

Sean "Sphincter" Spicer (R-I Lie For A Living) Goes Over The Top...

Seriously, Sphincter? You hope that Coretta Scott King would support Jeffahson Bohreegahd Sessions Tha Thuhrd (R-Lying Racist Shit), if she were alive today?

You are out of your goddamned mind, delusional as hell, and fucking stupid. There is no way in the Universe that Mrs. King would support that racist sack of shit.
Fuck you, Sphincter. Fuck you.

#ReichWingDouchebags #ReichWingFlyingMonkeys #KlanBaggers #GOPFail #GOPTreason #GOPStupidity #GOPCriminals #KlanBaggers

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Welcome To The Beginning Of The End...

Of the public school system. The graphics speak for themselves as to what the #RepubliCons want to do, starting with the confirmation of #Unqualified Betsy Devon (R-Bought A Cabinet Seat) to Secretary of Education.

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Raphael "Teddy" #sCruz-ball (R-Batshit Crazy)...

Is one mean, evasive, lying, hypocritical, sonofabitch. This miserable sack of shit is a master of ducking the question.  The #ReichWingDouchebag gets healthcare 100‰ on the US taxpayers, but he'll allow insurance companies to deny coverage for pre-existing conditions (that also means you, pregnant ladies). #TedCruzIsAnIdiot, for sure. I hope that #Tex-ass will stop being #Tex-ass and get rid of him one day...

Disclaimer: My own state isn't much better right now...

Monday, February 6, 2017

They Can't Find The Light Switches?!?!

Oh, for fuck's sake! How pathetic can these people be? #tRump's people can't find the light switches and he knocks off by 630 PM to lounge in his robe.

This is pure, unadulterated, rank incompetence. Can't find the switches... Jesus H. Christ on stick...

Lounge in his robe by 630. Does the baby need his bottle and diaper changed? Obama worked until late at night. Every day. #AgentOrange is a lazy gobshite. Seriously, #OrangeFoolius is in overthe ferret on his head. Our Dear Leader, the #NuclearCheeto, #ElCaudilloDelMar-A-Lago, Donald J. #tRump (R-Ferret-Wearing-Shitgibbon) needs to resign. Quit now and do us ALL a favor.

Beavis Grew Up...

And was apparently transgender.  Who knew?  I'd never have thought that he'd become sellout Kellyanne Conway (R-I Sold My Soul), either.

Will wonders never cease?

The #NuclearCheeto Goes Nuclear...

On the Federal judge who ruled that the #VulgarTalkingYam's power grab of a travel ban was unconstitutional. #AgentOrange has now pulled out the #ReichWingDouchebag coded dogwhistle and I'll explain in a second:

Our Dear Leader, the #NuclearCheeto, #ElCaudilloDelMar-A-Lago Donald J. #tRump (R-Ferret-Wearing-Shitgibbon) says that "if anything happens blame the judge". This is code for "open season violence on this, or any other federal judge that dares to rule against me". #TinyFingers has crossed a major red line...

Saturday, February 4, 2017

World Cancer Day

I saw in another post (thanks, +Laura Natale) that today,  2/4, is World Cancer Day. Personally, I'd never heard of it before.
Some of you may recall that I had  cancer back in the Fall of 2015. My surgery anniversary was November, 11th and I'm still in remission.
This is my "Live Strong" bracelet. I never take it off...


So, Russia's #AgentOrange, Our Dear Leader, the #NuclearCheeto, #ElCaudilloDelMar-A-Lago, Donald J. #tRump (R-Ferret-Wearing-Shitgibbon) has had a meltdown on Twitter.  The #VulgarTalkingYam is raging against the Federal judge that ruled his Muslim travel ban was unconstitutional. As usual, his meltdown is more like a 5th grader in a name-calling/insult contest than anything that sounds like a 70 year old grown man (Twitter users chew him a new asshole, though...and it's hilarious).  To borrow a phrase from #DonaldTweetler, "So sad!"

Thursday, February 2, 2017

Hey, #tRump Voters, Guess Who Pays...

For #tRump's (R-Ferret-Wearing-Shitgibbon), Steve Bannon (R-Racist Traitor) and Rex Tillerson's (R-Exxon) South China Sea dumbfuckery?  Won't be the kids of their rich buddies.  It's gonna be you, your kids and all the people in the military and the rest of us in the middle class.  These traitorous new versions of #BenedictArnold are going to pick a shooting war with China.  You're going to be the ones getting shot full of lead.  Not Our Dear Leader, the #NuclearCheeto, #ElCaudilloDelMar-A-Lago, Donald J. #tRump's kind.  When was the last time someone like #OrangeFoolius had anyone in harm's way?  Well, a Democrat family did, in World War II:  the Kennedy family, for sure.  The #VulgarTalkingYam skipped out on Vietnam on bogus deferments. 

So, you've been played...and now you're going to pay.  And the rest of us will be forced to pay the same bill, but we didn't get drunk with you.  So, thanks. Thanks a whole fucking lot...

The Rest of Us (Also Known As:  The Majority Of The Country).

PS:  Open note to the world:  We're SOOO fucking sorry...

What Can 24 Hours Bring?

Our Dear Leader, the #NuclearCheeto, #ElCaudillioDelMar-A-Lago, Donald J. #tRump (R-Ferret-Wearing-Shitgibbon) has done more embarrassing shit than most Presidents do in...a year.  And I include #DerMonkeyFurher, #IncuriousGeorgeBush (R-BFEE) in that "most".

Oh, and #OrangeFoolius couldn't be bothered to be in the Situation Room while the Navy Seal was killed on the raid that the #VulgarTalkingYam ordered. #Pathetic

Well Damn, There Goes South Park...

The creators of South Park have announced that the real life comedy inside the White House is so over the top, that they can't beat it.  Therefore, they're going to leave #OrangeFoolius, Our Dear Leader, the #NuclearCheeto, #ElCaudilloDelMar-A-Lago, Donald J. #tRump (R-Ferret-Wearing-Shitgibbon) alone for now.  That. Just. Blows. Because South Park's political comedy makes me look like a rank amateur (not like I'm NOT an amateur anyway, but still).

But Jesus H. Christ on a stick!  To not have stuff like this?


A sad, sad day...

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Remember That Time...

Hey, #MitchTheBitch! Fck you. Just. Fck you. You are a hypocritical, lying sack of shit and I'm going to make sure that people see this on a regular basis. You're the one who set the standard. President Obama was the legitimate President who had the right to make the appointment. YOU are the #ReichWingDouchebag who broke protocol. So I won't even be polite:  Go Fck yourself, eat shit and die. #Fuckstick.

Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Alt-Right? Meet ALT-HUG!

If the Nazis get to call themselves ALT-RIGHT, then hitting one on the face is no longer assault. It's now an ALT-HUG. How about it? Sounds fair to me. Goes along with Kellyanne Conway's (R-I Sold My Soul) "Alt-facts".

Monday, January 30, 2017

Darryl Issa (R-Inspector Clouseau), Unmitigated...

#Fuckstick. This "happens to people of this color"?!?!

No, it doesn't, #InspectorClouseau. It shouldn't happen to anyone, much less Iraqi War heroes. Fck you. Fck you and the #OrangeFoolius you rode in on.

Bush Official Says #tRump Era Likely To End In Calamity...

A bleak assessment of the situation that Our Dear Leader, the #NuclearCheeto, #ElCaudilloDelMar-A-Lago, Donald J. #tRump (R-Ferret-Wearing-Shitgibbon) has put us in, from a former Bush administration official.

Even he admits that the #GenitaliaObsessedParty own the #NuclearCheeto. They own him, big time. I just hope that when #OrangeFoolius goes down, he takes a bunch of them down with him. Like #MitchTheBitch (R-Yertle the Turtle), #LyinPaulRyan (R-Eddie Munster and #MikePence-il-Head (R-Religious Handjob). They all have to go. They are all the same as #BenedictArnold, the #FerretWearingShitgibbon.

#BenedictArnold HAS created a Constitutional Crisis.

It's full-blown, folks. The #tRump administration is in willful contempt of Federal court orders. #OrangeFoolius's people deny that the court orders undercut his executive order and the Customs and Border Patrol (CBP) officials at the major airports are refusing to abide by court orders.

It's time to arrest the #BenedictArnold, Our Dear Leader, the #NuclearCheeto, #ElCaudilloDelMar-A-Lago, Donald J. #tRump (R-Ferret-Wearing-Shitgibbon). Time for you two ass clowns to do your jobs, #MitchTheBitch (R-Yertle the) and #LyinPaulRyan (R-Eddie Munster). You and your party of #ReichWingDouchebags and #ReichWingFlyingMonkeys made him, you own him. Now get rid of him and his criminal, racist sidekick, Steve Bannon.

#BenedictArnold is Creating Constitutional Crises...

#BenedictArnold is going to have us in a civil war in no time, if something isn't done to stop him. Our whole system is based on mutual respect between the three branches of government. #OrangeFoolius has apparently upended that. If the courts' lawful orders aren't obeyed, then who is going to stop the #FerretWearingShitgibbon and his #FascistPigs with the next overreach?

#MitchTheBitch "Mumbles" McConnell (R-Yertle the Turtle) and #LyinPaulRyan (R-Eddie Munster) don't seem inclined to even condemn his actions. In fact they act more like panty-wetting bootlickers, than "leaders". These are the only two clowns in Congress who have the power to act right now. But they are more interested in their own positions (and money).

So again, who will stand up to #OrangeFoolius? Will Federal Marshalls go arrest him if necessary? Will the Secret Service allow that to happen? What will the military do?

We are in uncharted territory with #OrangeFoolius, folks. Uncharted territory. And it's really fkn scary...

Sunday, January 29, 2017

Kellyanne, you ignorant... *

Kellyanne Conway (R-I Sold My Soul), why do you seem to think that you getting stopped at the airport "many times even though [you] don't resemble the terrorists" is in any way correlates to what your boss the #FerretWearingShitgibbon is doing? You were just merely inconvenienced by having to remove your expensive high heels and belt. #OrangeFoolius is totally violating people's civil rights and pushing on The Constitution.  Don't hand me something about it being for our protection. Your shitting in my hand and telling me it's ice cream. Fck you. Fck you and the #OrangeFoolius you rode in on.

*Old SNL reference.

Traitorous Bastards!

Now THIS is the very definition of the a fkn traitor. The people that put #OrangeFoolius in power, have put an avowed LENINIST, and notable fkn racist, Steve Bannon, in behind him. This is a man who has confessed that he wants nothing more than to destroy our ENTIRE system.

Then, on top of that, Our Dear Leader, the #NuclearCheeto, #ElCaudilloDelMar-A-Lago, Donald J. #tRump (R-Ferret-Wearing-Shitgibbon) has confessed to wanting to destroy the economy, break that all down around us.  Because? MAGA. Somehow, destroying the economy will magically MAGA. 

I believe that that #DerMonkeyFurher, #IncuriousGeorge (R-BFEE) destroyed the economy, too. Wiped out 10 million jobs. It took President Obama, a Democrat, to fix it.  And for most of those eight years of trying to fix it, fighting the #ReichWingDouchebags and #RepubliKlanners every step of the way.

Good. Fkn. Job. America. You've (s)elected traitors into power.

/SMMFH 🀦‍♂️

More Irony...

So, in a week where Kellyanne Conway (R-I Sold My Soul), Sean Spicer (R-I Lie Professionally), Jared Kushner (R-#tRump-in-Law) and other #tRump Administration officials were caught using, not JUST a private email server, but the FKN, gods-be-damned RNC's email server for their email, we get another bombshell email revelation:  House Oversight Committee Chairman, Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-Courage The Cowardly Dog), the bastard who swore he'd investigate Hillary some more for her private server, even after #tRump won, has been hypocritically using a private email server himself.

So, in being a jacked-up hypocrite, Mr. Cowardly Dog may have also broken Federal statutes regarding the handling of confidential data.  The same damned shit he accused Hillary Clinton of doing (but for which no evidence was ever found). Now, here's the rub of the whole situation:  Has #MitchTheBitch "Mumbles" McConnel (R-Yertle The Turtle), #LyinPaulRyan (R-Eddie Munster) or Our Dear Leader, the #NuclearCheeto, #ElCaudilloDelMar-A-Lago, Donald J. #tRump (R-Ferret-Wearing-Shitgibbon) condemned either of these situations? FCK no.  All three bastards have sat on their collective FAT ASSES and done JACK and SHIT.

Not one word has been said, not one finger lifted.  But then, given the fact that not only is this already shaping up to be the most hypocritical administration in US history, but also the most corrupt.  And setting a record for getting to the corrupt part.  #OrangeFoolius certainly can't be bothered with something like...(gasp)...ETHICS!  "I mean, ethics are for the rabble".

The Stage

I realize that this music may not be everyone's choice.  Be that as it may, Heavy Metal is my preferred genre. I can jam out, get rid of anger and aggression or even relax to it...there's that much variety in metal.  Even better, bands in metal cover a wide variety of subject matter in their lyrics:  Everything from science fiction/fantasy to current events.   You can go on a mental vacation or feel in tune to the world. 

You would be surprised at how educated metal musicians are, and how talented.  There are a several guys with PhDs, including one PhD with a commercial pilot's license, cover English literature as subject matter, etc.  It's amazing, honestly. 

That brings me to the subject at hand.  Avenged Sevenfold and their new album: The Stage.  These guys took their new album to a new level:  It's inspired, at least in part, by Carl Sagan. The band use the album as an attempt to help educate their fans about the universe, its origin and humanity.  The last song on the album, a 15-plus minute epic entitled Exist features the voice of one of my science heroes, Dr. Neil deGrasse-Tyson. It almost brings a tear to your eye, listening to Dr. Tyson, and, to paraphrase vocalist M. Shadows, a heavy metal replication of the Big Bang.

I link the story below.  And, in case you're interested in giving it a listen, I've linked to the official YouTube channel for the song

Avenged Sevenfold and Dr. Neil deGrasse-Tyson Cooperate on New Album

Thursday, January 26, 2017

Holy Crap! Tillerson Killing State Department Already.

All the senior members of the State Department management team resigned, en masse. Just. Walked. Out.

One of them, Patrick Kennedy, had been in his position since the G. W. Bush Administration. These are all career diplomats, mind you. Kennedy had been trying to keep his job, until today. Tillerson (R-Exxon-Mobil) had to have done something to piss these people off like that. I'm hoping for a news message from Kennedy...and one that embarrasses the hell out of #OrangeFoolius and company.

WTF are these incompetent asshats doing over there? First the disaster of a speech at the CIA, now this. Holy shit!

Top Diplomatic Management Staff Resign On The Spot

Here's Your Voter Fraud...

And it's right in the White House with #ReichWingDouchebag Steve Bannon:  He's registered to vote in not one, but TWO states.  I'm guessing that there won't be any criminal charges, though:  He's not brown.

#ReichWingDouchebag Steve Bannon Registered to Vote in Two States

You Know You're In Trouble When Faux Nuz Calls You A Liar...

Well, that certainly didn't take long.  The honeymoon is over and it only took five (5) days.  Our Great Leader, the #NuclearCheeto, #ElCaudilloDelMar-A-Lago, Donald J. #tRump (R-Ferret-Wearing-Shitgibbon) has been called out as a liar by no less than #FauxNuzPropagandaNetwork.  Shepard Smith called the #VulgarTalkingYam out for lying about illegal voters costing him the popular vote.  Seriously, will wonders never cease?  I'm honestly surprised that it happened so soon.  I expected it, but not for a while.

If #OrangeFoolius has lost his cheerleading squad this early, what's he going to do?  Tweet up a shit storm and whine some more about dishonest media?  He can't bitch about #FauxNuz, because they were behind his rise (except for Megan Kelly).  He simply can't afford to antagonize #FauxNuz directly.  It's one thing when traditional media call him a liar, because the MSM have been so maligned for years that to call them biased or say that the MSM are lying, this followers will just dittohead along.  But he simply cannot do that with #FauxNuz.  That's the only place his base goes to get their "news".  So again, what's he going to do?  He's got to sit there and take it...right up the a$$. lol

I love it!  LOVE it.  Oh, the delicious irony!

#FauxNuz Calls out #tRump for Lying

Monday, January 23, 2017

#Dumbya Ethics Lawyer Says: #tRump Will Comply or "...Be Impeached"

You just fckn KNOW you've stepped in it when the ethics lawyer for #DerMonkeyFurher, (Incurious) George W. Bush (R-BFEE) says that you're in deep shit.  Seriously, I LOL.  How much of a fck-up are you when you get lectured on ethics and threatened with impeachment by a former BUSH lawyer? ROFL

You can get away with being unethical, to an extent, in the private world.  But as the, "Leader of the Free World", that's not gonna fly; and the Founders set out specific clauses in The Constitution to deal with certain instances.  In #OrangeFoolius' case, it's the Emoluments clause; which deals with accepting payments from foreign governments.  The #VulgarTalkingYam's various companies do business with many governments around the world, so he was in violation, DAY 1.

He was also in violation of his lease of the Old Post Office Building (Trump Hotel, Washington DC), which states that the lease holder cannot be an elected official of the US, as of 1/20/17.  The lease could (and should) be revoked, if he doesn't sell the hotel in a reasonable time period (which his ego won't let him do).

The REAL shame of all this shit is that Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-I Only Investigate Democrats*)  has said that he has absolutely no plans to investigate ANYTHING that Our Dear Leader, the #NuclearCheeto, #ElCaudilloDelMar-A-Lago, Donald J. #tRump (R-Ferret-Wearing-Shitgibbon) does or has done wrong.  But he was ready to investigate Hillary from second one, the fckn hypocrite.  Trust me when I say that Chaffetz makes former congressional investigator, Rep. Darryl Issa (R-Inspector Clouseau) look like Deputy Dawg (ie, competent).  No telling when Congress will regain its collective sanity and start doing proper oversight, rather than conducting political witch hunts like they have since the 1990s.  If a President, I don't care what party they are from, has done something wrong, INVESTIGATE it. Party loyalty over country is beyond absurd.

*Henceforth to be known as Courage The Cowardly Dog.

Painter Says: Sell Your Shit or Be Impeached

Satan's Son, Prince Reibus Claims #RepubliKlanners Never Questioned Obama's Legitimacy..

 (Note:  This is a repost from my private collection, from 1/17/16.)

Wait! What? Repeat that, #PrinceReibus (R-Satan's Son)? You unmitigated fucksticks didn't question his legitimacy? For EIGHT fkn years, your #Klanbaggers demanded to "see the birth certificate" and calling him a secret Muslim/Kenyan. Shit, even that overweight glob of grease, former House Speaker Newt(ron) "Bomb" Gingrich (R-I Cheat On Sick Wives) said on TV that Obama had a Kenyan Colonialist mindset (and HOW the FCK would he know what Obama was thinking and thinking like? When did this slug become a mind reader?). And all of those "Birther" asshats were led by none other than Our Dear Leader, The #GiantOompaLoompa, The #NuclearCheeto, The #VulgarTalkingYam, #GoldenShowers, himself, Donald J. #tRump (R-Ferret-Wearing-Shitgibbon)...and you can sit there with a straight face telling that lie? Oh, let's not forget the notorious Joe "You Lie!" Wilson (R-I Have No Fucking Manners), who screams like a spoiled toddler in the middle of the State of The Union address.

I could go ON and ON with plenty of documented statements by elected #Klanbaggers and #ReichWingDouchbags that attempted to delegitimize President Obama. Not one word from YOU, #PrinceReibus, nor from #MitchTheBitch "Mumbles" McConnell (R-Yertle The Turtle), nor #LyinPaulRyan (R-Eddie Munster) to EVER condemn that shit. No, not once. You sat there grinning on the sidelines, tacitly endorsing this shit, while the #Klanbaggers screamed "Take our country back". We all know that meant, "Take it back from the NITWH*".

So, to borrow a couple of movie quotes, #PrinceReibus:
"Don't tell me you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry." - Michael Corleone (The Godfather)
"Reap the whirlwind!" - Billy The Kid (Young Guns)

In other words, #PrinceReibus, "Go fornicate with thine ownself, injest excrement and expire" because "Thou dost protest too much".

*N&^%$#R In The White House

#EvilGOPBastards, #ReichWingDouchebags #Klanbaggers #GOPFail

Prince Reibus Claims #RepubliKlanners Never Questioned Obama's Legitimacy...