Why Should You Vote For Her? Because She's W...

In Charlotte, NC, there are three candidates running for mayor.  One, Kimberly Paige Barnette, took to FecesBook FaceBook to tell people why they should vote for her. I have to be honest, I've NEVER seen anyone give a list like this. I don't know if it's just desperation from running a distant third place or sheer stupidity or a combination of the two.

Now, before I go any farther, Charlotte is a fairly progressive place for being in the South. It has several universities, is the home of Wachovia, the Carolina Panthers, Charlotte Hornets, etc, and has a fairly diverse population. The city has had Republican mayors in the past, like Pat McCrory, but he was completely reasonable and moderate in Charlotte. You can't survive there as a hard core, #ReichWingFlyingMonkey.

So, back to the FecesBook post. She gave four reasons for people to vote for her. It said (it's since been deleted, although screen shots exist), and I quote: Vote for me! Kimberly Paige Barnette Mayor of Charlotte 2017 REPUBLICAN & SMART, WHITE, TRADITIONAL Seriously? Seriously?!?! You couldn't have left it at just "Republican & Smart, Traditional" or "Republican & Traditional" or "Smart & Traditional Republican"? But NOOO! You had to go say VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE I'M WHITE!!!! I'd normally say that just being #RepubliCon, by definition, rules out being smart. This case, it proves the point beyond all shadow of a doubt. Only a complete, total and utter dumbfuck of a #ReichWingDouchbag could make a statement so blatantly racist in a city that has had several popular black mayors. I mean, that's weapons grade, cave dwelling, knuckle dragger-level stupid.



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kimberley-barnette-white-mayor_us_59af342ae4b0b5e53101d60d

#pResidentPopOff Pops Off: Or How He Learned To Love Harvey

So #AgentOrange spent yesterday sucking his own cock via Twitter.   Here are a couple of examples of him fellating himself in public.

Wonderful coordination between Federal, State and Local Governments in the Great State of Texas - TEAMWORK! Record setting rainfall.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 26, 2017

Wow - Now experts are calling #Harvey a once in 500 year flood! We have an all out effort going, and going well!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 27, 2017

Then #DonaldDouche goes on to talk about going to visit Missouri, "a wonderful state...that I won by a lot".  In this same tweet, he politicized his pending visit by predicting a #ReichWingDoucheBag win in the Senate race next year.

However, putting a damper on the #ToxicToad's licking his own balls like a dog, was FEMA director Brock Long.  #Dolt45 had described FEMA and state disability disaster relief efforts as "well under way", but Long put the lie to that statement.  While on CNN with Jake Tapper this morning (8/27/17), Long said relief efforts were just getting underway and that FEMA would be in Texas for years.  That's gotta blow, no pun intended, when you get your knees chopped out from underneath you when you're trying to fold yourself in half to suck your own dick for what a good job you're (not) doing.

Pat Robertson & The Devil: Or You're Gonna Cost Me Money, Bitch!

Pat "I see the Devil" Robertson (R-It's Your Money Or Your Damnation) is a charlatan.  But of course, we already knew that.  For those that didn't, one of his former producers has spilled the beans on this greedy asshole by writing a book about his time there.  He details one episode where Mr. Send Me Money tells him that if he puts a particular segment on the air, it would cost Robertson millions. Gee, what a great Christian, eh?  Fucking #DoucheNozzle. Most of the revenue from the "700 Club" goes to pay his salary, is what I understand.  Very little does any actual charity work.  But, what do you expect from a #ReligioNut, #ReichWingFlyingMonkey who backs #HerrGropenFuhrer, #pResidentPopOff?

Steve King, Racist Piece of Shit

I haven't posted anything about Iowa Asshole, #RepubliCon, #ReichWingDouchebag Steve King (R-Canteloupe Calves) in a while.  But this #NaziPig was in rare form today, managing to make a Twitter post about the eclipse into a racist meme and a complete lie, all at the same time.

First, the douche manages to say that, as he's flying over Africa, he could see the eclipse.  This is a physical impossibility, as the eclipse wasn't even visible over Africa.  Then, Mr. #ReichWingFlyingMonkey went all racist (when does he not?) and put up a picture of the eclipse with a picture of Harambe the gorilla imposed into the image.  

To the Dishonorable Steve King, you are a despicable, worthless piece of shit and a waste of space.  You're not even a human being.  You're something much less...

So here's a hearty #FuckOff and #FuckYou "Mister" King.  Go fuck yourself, eat shit and die. And no, this is not a threat in any form or fashion.  

#Nazi Coward Needs Militia Guns To Feel Safe In Public

A #Tex-Ass #NaziDouchebag showed up at the San Antonio city council meeting to protest the movement of a Confederate memorial from a city park to another location in town.  This #NaziPig was obviously compensating for his "shortcomings" (pun & double entendre intended) by showing up in fatigues and carrying a gun, but that's not all.  El-Douchebo here, showed up with armed militia members in tow.  He claimed they were for his protection, blaming the city council for the alleged death threats that HE claims to have received after announcing he was going to show up to protest.  Riiiiight.  And I regularly shit monkeys and gold bricks.  😂  This was just more compensating for "shortcomings" and an attempt to intimidate people.  Like all other bullies, gotta hide behind others and is just a big coward at heart.


http://www.rawstory.com/2017/08/texas-man-arrives-at-city-council-meeting-with-heavily-armed-militia/

(Nazi Can't Get - or Give - No) Satisfaction Pt 3

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The Good News Keeps A'Comin'

We all know that #pResidentPopOff, #OurDearLeader, the #NuclearCheeto, #ElCaudilloDelMar-A-Lago, Donald J. #tRump (R-Ferret Wearing Shit Gibbon) is in a deep pile of 💩. This is a result of both the Mueller investigations (all angles), New York AG investigation, now public opinion is really going South on him (pun intended) as a result of his bigly botched response to #Charlottesville.  So here's the even better news:  Mueller is indeed going after Vice pResident #MikePence-il-Head (R-Religious Handjob).  😄😄

Mueller is taking the angle of attack that the #VacuousVeep knew about Flynn being a lobbyist for foreign countries and was getting kickbacks from the campaign which is considered FRAUD and even worse, hired as National Security Director.  The #IdiotFromIndiana knew that Flynn was a criminal, yet still loudly said Flynn was innocent.  IF the #CretinFromColumbus knew about the kickbacks, then he is guilty of FRAUD. 

My guess is that Flynn has rolled over on both #Dolt45 and the #IndianapolisIgnoramus, which is why Mueller is now going after #Pence-il-Head:  If he didn't have GOOD REASON to suspect the the idiot, he wouldn't be doing it.

LOCK THEM UP!!!